I never watch the Dinah Shore show -- I'm a diabetic. - Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J. Peter, The Peter Principle
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse, and make him wince; but one is still but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784)
If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky-diving. - Unknown
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. - David Broder