I've thought about this WAR stuff long and hard. And I think the solution is to put a sandbox behind the White House.
Remember when you were little and you could play with little toy plastic soldiers. And you could pretend people were getting blown up or wounded.
So I've come to the conclusion that this is what the White House needs--a little sandbox in the backyard so they can play army.
They could also play doctor and nurse, but I won't go off on that tangent. But playing war in a sandbox would be a good way to take out frustration, rule the world, and when the sun goes down--retreat to your mother's kitchen for dinner.
Maybe some people have never had this experience?