“Just a minute, God… gotta’ finish the Jay Leno show."
“Okay, I got a minute. Do you need me to do something for you, again?”
“Uh, uh. Yeah. I got ya. So you’re telling me the snakes are loose in the garden again. Well who let ‘em out? I thought you had a handle on what comes and goes. The holy ghost knows! Just kiddin’, hold the lightening bolt.”
“So you want me to build this big army. And then I’m supposed to train soldiers to ride horses. What??? Are you crazy? You can’t ride a horse through the clouds.”
“Okay, I’ll give it a whirl. But I need weapons. You know—like in that Matrix show. Line ‘em up, let me pick what I need. I'll blast them to smitherines. Yeah—no nukes. Got ya’. What’s wrong? No bomb shelter next to the tree of life?”
“Oh, okay. Gotcha. Peter and Paul are working on that. Tell ‘em to hurry up. And have Mary start cooking, we’ve got troops to feed. And leave Judas out--he's too damn sensitive, going off hanging himself.”
“Yes, Lord. I hear ya. You want me to ignore what you said long ago. But doesn’t that make you a flip-flopper?"
“Just kiddin’, I know you’re about forgiveness, making love, having babies, and starting wars. I just wanted to see if you had a sense of humor…”