Cute joke my mom forwarded to me - that I modified and expanded a bit! :)
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Jewish." St. Peter looks down his list, and says "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A lady arrives and looks suprised, St. Peter says "Religion" -- she says "well I was an atheist!".
He says, oh thats fine. We show you were an honest and loving person, its your actions that matter. "Go to room 26, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Mormon." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A fourth man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Muslim." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "Ok, I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Christians are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. They are happier that way, so we keep quiet."