Jesus said:
Sell everything you have
And give the money to the poor
So I sold everything I had
And gave the money to the poor
Then those formerly poor people
Used the money I had given them
To buy all the stuff I’d sold
So now
Being good Christians
These noveau riche people
Sold all the stuff they had purchased
And seeing that I was poor
Gave me all their money
At this point I figured, ‘What the hell?’
I took the money they gave me
And bought all my old stuff back
Thursday we’re having a meeting at my place
To decide what to do next