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My wife and I are expecting a baby.
Because this is Brattleboro, and we move in the artsy circle (as opposed I guess to the deer hunting circle)
the fact that we are having a baby in late October has great import to many of our friends. I don't mean that everyone is excited about the fact that we could have a baby on Halloween,
which would be kind of cool, but rather, that we might have a baby of some sign or other (it's either "Scorpio" or "Cancer" I can't remember which my friends are all excited about.)
I love the good people I have met here. But this whole horoscope thing is soooo odd to me, foreign, incomprehensible. How could a bunch of stars ten gazbilion miles away have any impact on the personality or fate of a human being?
Impossible? No, but it also is not inpossible that my carpet is an alien life form, but I can't see any good reason to believe its so. Actually I have a stronger tendency to believe that my car keys have been stolen by little elves who hid them in my house, than that there is any effect of a random group of stars on human lives. Over and over again, the keys would dissapear, and then turn up, right where the elves had hid them, under the sofa, behind the toothpaste, etc etc. I mean, at least there is some evidence for the little elven thieves, and a motive, and a logic to there work. Pesky elves.
It seems like a benign beleif, probably even beneficial for some people, but very curious.
anyway, I have always wanted to lie on my back at night and connect the dots of the scattered stars, and come up with some constellations that actually looked remotely like what it is named after. Now that would be a fun past time.
Can you imagine for example "constellation donut".
Or what about finding "constellation nuclear energy plant" and right next to it, constellation " radioactive waste pile" and what it might mean if your kid was born under that sign?
If I can find constellation donut, I'll let you know.
Rolf
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Maybe extrapolate from there.