Since, (due to fierce persecution and the mass conversion of Celtic people to Catholicism for more than a thousand years), no one knows what the original Druids believed, (beyond very vague conceptions of nature worship, and some archeological evidence of human sacrifice), I am offering a workshop on these sacred mysteries, for the benefit of people living in to which I made up, for the benefit of person in towns like Brattleboro, and for the benefit of meself.
I have been (am in the process) of setting myself up as an expert in the field of Druidic Magic, and invite all interested persons to come hear my lecture of stuff I think you would like to hear and / or believe.
Blessed be. Only $5.00 now while supplies last (while I am in Brattleboro that is).
Sincerely or not,
Imma the Druid