Hey all you McCain supporters can you tell me:
Would you trust this man with your checkbook?
"I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues...The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should."
Is McCain suffering memory loss?
"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy there."
Do you really believe that 45 years of surfer music had no impact on his beliefs?
"You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."
Is he anything more than a poorly spoken hateocrite?
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
Is he speaking from experience?
"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'"