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With a real time demonstration in the machinations of evolution, the Development Review Board ushered a town skatepark onto the rolls of extinction. No doubt they are to be commended for their thorough parsing and pressing of the rules and regs for such things.
Even DRB member Spoon, who can display such sangfroid in similar matters, said aloud he had never seen such teased and tortured logic, claiming it felt like he had been twisted into a pretzel. Imagine then the expression on the teen advocates who came out to show support, only to find themselves considerably aged and without venue by the meeting's end.
There was no malice. Like Darwin's studied epiphany, only the inevitability of the fit prevailed. At issue, the fatal vulnerability, a concordance of detail; permeability of surface, location in the flood plain, over-development of the overall site, and other sundry undesirables. The distance from downtown, cost, and sociability of skaters didn't even enter into the determination, which itself was iced for further deliberation.
An enlightened municipality, recognizing the impasse, might issue an amnesty on all skate related harassment. Oh to live in such an enlightened place and time. Wouldn't that be grand?
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The municipality is meeting this evening and amnesty could be brought
up during Public Participation. Maybe suggest a temporary lifting of any
ban on skateboards until a suitable site is found.
(I did some more research on permeable concrete. It exists and works,
though someone familiar with it said that it requires vacuuming so it
doesn't get clogged.)