Authored by: Genie on Tuesday, February 14 2012 @ 10:45 PM GMT+4

Did the chicken cross the road?

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Wonders Never Cease.

Authored by: cgrotke on Tuesday, February 14 2012 @ 10:54 PM GMT+4

And, if so, why?

Authored by: tomaidh on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 12:26 AM GMT+4

Para ir al otro lado.

Authored by: annikee on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 02:25 AM GMT+4

To get to the bird feeder.

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veritas fortis vocat

Authored by: Merriam on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 01:05 PM GMT+4

Mr. or Mrs. Chicken will want to find a bodyguard as soon as possible. The foxes that keep showing up on the motion sensored cameras in the overnight hours would love to have a nice chicken dinner. I know they’re roaming the Elliot and Frost St. area and probably the rest of the downtown area. The possum’s that used to show up in the recordings no longer do.

Authored by: annikee on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 01:52 PM GMT+4

Poor possums! Save the chickens!

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veritas fortis vocat

Authored by: Maus Anon E on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 04:26 PM GMT+4

Be sure to wash your hood before you wear it again.

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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness." - Mark Twain

Authored by: tiny on Wednesday, February 15 2012 @ 06:24 PM GMT+4

I group of chicken hobbyist I meet with have a joke:
What's another word for free range chicken?
Euthanasia.
If the fox or possum doesn't get it, a raccoon, cat or dog will.
Humans need to care for domesticated animals.