iBreach!

I just got some very bad news: my iCloud account has been breached. Hacking into the cloud can have some very disastrous results.

The nice iPeople were so worried that they have attempted to contact me at least sixteen times in the last two days.

Needless to say, I’m very concerned.

However, there’s hope.

The iPeople have very considerately provided a help phone number where for the payment of a small fee, they will fix it, and make everything more better. Whew!

There’s a slight hitch, tho..

I don’t HAVE an iCloud account. I don’t have an iPhone or an iComputer or an iAnything.

Double Whew!

(Apologies to iBrattleboro)

Comments | 3

  • Robo Calls

    This week it’s Kathy Jackson from Microsoft refunds department.
    These robo-calls need to stop.

  • I get those calls and emails wanting to fix my compromised Windows...

    …but all my electronics are Apple products.

  • Yeah

    I get robocalls and emails about my accounts being inaccessible from ‘banks’ I have nothing to do with, ever, in my life.

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