A Presidential Candidate: John Ellis Bush

John Ellis “Jeb” Bush has decided that today is a good day to begin campaigning to become the next president of the United States.

“I’m a candidate for president of the United States of America.”

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  • Work longer hours

    Bush III thinks you don’t work enough:

    “The simple fact is people are really struggling. So giving people a chance to work longer hours has got to be part of the answer. If not, you are going to see people lose hope. And that’s where we are today.”

    Or, y’know, CEO’s could earn a tiny bit less and pay people better. Or not ship good jobs overseas. Or not continually rip them off with crappy overpriced products and services and high fees. Or…

  • Phew!

    One family dynasty won’t be continuing this election year.

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