Who has time for literary festivals? Who has time for books at all? Nobody. And until now, nobody has had time to fix that.
Introducing the Cliff Notes Readers Club: join us and explore your hatred of great literature. Colonizer favorites like Ichabod Crane, Macbeth and Moby Dick will be discussed in full abbreviated form, in a guilt-free space.
For generations, systemic literacy has forced colonial literature and other homework texts on us and normalized constant bizziness. We say: No More. You are not a “bad student.” These literary structures do not define us. The Club celebrates the marginalized literature that honors the true self of anyone who feels born into the wrong system: teens, soccer moms and dads, singles, retirees. A shortage of time is the intersection that unites us.
No time to read Cliff Notes ? Premium membership includes Cliff Notes-Notes and meetings by Zoom, so you can binge your favorites on YouTube during the conversation. It isn’t a shortcut. It’s your literary identity, fully realized.
Relive the glory days: young people gathering to fake their way through the classics, just like we did in high school. Better yet, don’t read anything at all. Feel young again, meet new people, and have some laughs. Non-Readers welcome.
Senior Discount for class participation
Student Discount for faking class participation
Join a Cliff Notes Readers Club near you today.
Register by email: info@BrattleboroCommonSense.org
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
