What Did The Proton Say To The Electron?

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• Submitted by tomaidh on August 9, 2018 at 5:54 pm

  More scientific silliness

  Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
  A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

  Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
  A: Never lick the spoon!

  Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
  A: A ferrous wheel.

  Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
  A: Laboratory Retrievers

  And finally:
  Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

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• Submitted by cgrotke on August 10, 2018 at 10:41 am

  Ha!

  I dunno… are these jokes ‘current’?

  ….

  An electrician got home at 4am. His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

  He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

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• Submitted by MarkTwain© on August 11, 2018 at 3:27 pm

  Are these jokes current?

  I don’t know, but I got a charge out of them. At least they are not shocking.

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• Submitted by cgrotke on August 13, 2018 at 12:27 pm

  science standup

  Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
  He just couldn’t put it down.

  A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
  The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
  The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

  Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
  A: By subsisting on titrations.

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