What Did The Proton Say To The Electron?

“Why do you have to be so negative?“


Q. What did Heisenberg say to the electron?

A. “Where the hell are you?”

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  • More scientific silliness

    Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
    A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

    Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
    A: Never lick the spoon!

    Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
    A: A ferrous wheel.

    Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
    A: Laboratory Retrievers

    And finally:
    Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

  • Ha!

    I dunno… are these jokes ‘current’?


    An electrician got home at 4am. His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

    He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

  • Are these jokes current?

    I don’t know, but I got a charge out of them. At least they are not shocking.

  • science standup

    Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
    He just couldn’t put it down.

    A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
    The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
    The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

    Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
    A: By subsisting on titrations.

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