I Raped Ben Carson And We Had a Baby

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I
broke into the

White
House and raped Ben.

 

Since
the abortion laws

were
repealed

he
had to carry

our
baby.

The
baby was born

horribly
deformed.

 

Since
the health care laws

were
repealed, there

was
no help nor insurance

to
pay for the child’s care.

 

All
the social welfare

programs
had been

deleted
as President

Carson
quadrupled

military
spending and

Manhattan
was now

owned
by China.

 

Little
Ben was a brave

but
sickly lad.

 

Ben
Carson sought

redress
from the

Supreme
Court,

but
the court was

filled
with right wing

ideologues
who said,

“Man
up!  This is America!

You’re
on your own!”

 

It
cost Ben Carson

hundreds
of thousands

of
dollars a year

and
he went broke.

 

A gay
couple had

been
willing to adopt

and
care for little Ben,

 

but
Carson, the ever vigilante

ideologue
said,

“Never
a wicked gay sinner

shall
touch my boy’s head.”

 

Soon
Ben Carson and family

were
destitute and  were forced

to
live on this street.

 

They found
a shelter in a cardboard

box
on Fifth avenue, there were many

cardboard
box homes on Fifth avenue

after
the Carson presidency.

 

Every
day at noon, from the Penthouse,

an
aging man with an orange pompadour

stands
out on the balcony shouting out

for
fifteen minutes,

“I am
the greatest!

Everyone
is stupid

except
me.

I
would have been

the
greatest president.”

He
repeated that for fifteen

minutes
until his nurse came for him,

 

“That
was magnificent Donald,

just
like the old days.”

 

An
elderly black man

walked
by and droped a dollar

in
Ben’s cup.

 

Ben
said,

“Thank
you, Barrack.”

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