To the Parents of the Children I Nearly Killed Tonight
Hey, y’know what time of the year it is?
OCTOBER.
This means it gets dark out..
This means when your children* are dressed in dark colors I can’t see them, especially when there’s lots of traffic coming the other way with their headlights on, and your children are standing by the side of the road where there’s no streetlight.
Now, obviously your children are not maimed or dead – EVEN THOUGH THEY DARTED INTO THE ROAD – because my headlights picked up their movement at the last possible second.


